“Is it covid or just a cough” is my 2021 game of the year.
Boosted.
Any Portsmouth people: Kingston Surgery are doing walk-in boosters today until 5:30 and for the rest of the week.
Booo Bowling for Soup gig has been moved to next year 😭️ thanks brexit covid
“Due to covid we’re experiencing longer wait times”
This was believable a year ago, not 18 months into the pandemic
gotta make sure the sport boys can do their sports no matter what https://twitter.com/EmmaBostian/status/1448316278637203469
I’m well aware of the feeling of renewing domains for projects I never finished, but having to renew my wedding one is on a new level.
Covid: PM and chancellor not isolating after Javid test https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57877373
“We have to isolate”
“There’s a new very real and not made up just now pilot scheme that means we don’t”
Boris poked his head out the door and saw his shadow
Vaccine booked 🎉️
33+ is opening up now on the NHS website, have at it
The CDC says fully vaccinated people can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind.
Voters: “Clap for the NHS”
“Also maybe vote for a party that will actually focus on the NHS?”
Voters: “Nah”
Laughter is the best vaccine
Government: You may meet people outside
People: Meets people outside
Media: LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE SO IRRESPONSIBLE
“People are keen to return to the office…”
Oh how interesting, I wonder where this conclusion has come from
“…says a boss at Britain’s biggest office and retail complex”
Right.
I’ve watched over 100 episodes of Four in a Bed in the last year so don’t talk to be about achieving things during lockdown.
This seems like a bad idea
March 2020: I don’t think much of this working from home, this is where I live October 2020: I should order some comfier pyjamas February 2021: orders an Oodie I am one with the house
If I was making a vaccine I would simply make one that only requires one dose and also made loads of it
who had “sea shanties make a comeback” on their 2021 bingo card
Lockdown 3: Tokyo Drift
Tier 2: High Tier 3: Very High Tier 4: Verizon Ultra High 5G Max
